Tampa Woman’s Misinterpretation of French Art Ruins Her Enjoyment of Competitive Swimming

Dorothy Malentendu of Tampa had been looking forward to the 2024 Summer Olympics Games in Paris, France, for four years but after the opening ceremonies on Saturday, she’s so upset that she won’t even watch her favorite events.

“I’ve been a fan of Olympic swimming since 2004 when the Jewish boy did such a good job representing America”, she said. 

“Not Mark Spitz. The other one,” she said, referencing Michael Phelps.

“But now, after France’s shamefully blasphemous mockery of The Last Supper, one of the Bible’s greatest illustrations, during the opening ceremonies, I’m afraid I simply can’t possibly enjoy it,” she said, tearfully. “At least not until 2028, when the games are back in the USA where the Olympics began and where they belong.”

After being asked what specifically she found so objectionable, she replied, “Well, for starters, Mr. smartass media man, Jesus wasn’t blue. That’s the genie from Disney’s Aladdin, which is an inherently satanic creation because it’s Disney and Middle Eastern and nothing Christian ever came out of the Middle East. And He certainly didn’t lie down on the table while everyone was trying to eat. Then you’ve got those drag queens and whatnot. All of it was just so decadent.” 

“It’s almost like they were trying to represent something entirely different than The Last Supper,” she added.