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Partial List of Notable People Not Coming to Check on Us

By Clark Brooks | October 5, 2024




Similar to how we in the Tampa Bay Area like to have hurt feelings anytime somebody somewhere else says something not nice about our sports teams, we couldn’t help but notice who is not coming to town to make sure we’re okay in the wake of Hurricane Helene.

Looks like nobody notable cares about us. I guess we suck. Keep this in mind the next time you vote or buy something. 

  • Joe Biden – US President
  • Kamala Harris – US Vice President and Democratic Party Presidential nominee 
  • Tim Walz – Democratic Party Vice Presidential nominee 
  • Donald Trump – former US President and current Republican Party Presidential nominee
  • JD Vance – Republican Party Vice Presidential nominee
  • Elon Musk- entrepreneurial genius
  • Barack Obama – former US President
  • George W Bush – former US President
  • Jimmy Carter – former US President
  • Taylor Swift – everything
  • The guy in Texas who bought the Taylor Swift guitar for $4000 so he could smash it with a hammer
  • JK Rowling – author
  • Michael Jordan – NBA hall of famer
  • Brad Garrett – comedy club owner and ‘Robert’ on “Everybody Loves Raymond”
  • Flavor Flav – rapper/women’s athletics advocate
  • Bobby Orr – NHL hall of famer
  • Robert Downey Jr. – actor/Marvel Cinematic Universe focal point
  • Paul Rudd – actor/Marvel Cinematic Universe participant 
  • Ryan Reynolds – actor/Marvel Cinematic Universe adjacent
  • Peyton Manning – NFL hall of famer
  • Sonny Cumbie – Head football coach, Louisiana Tech University
  • Denzel Washington – actor
  • Tom Cruise – does his own stunts
  • Dave Grohl – alleged nicest guy in rock and roll
  • Jon Bon Jovi – actual nicest guy in rock and roll
  • Ken Griffey Jr. – MLB hall of famer
  • Oprah – friend of Harvey Weinstein 
  • Harvey Weinstein – friend of lots of famous people
  • Sheryl Benko – production assistant on “Titanic” (1997)
  • The Boston Celtics – 2023-24 NBA Champions
  • Adele – singer/songwriter
  • Drake
  • Beyoncé
  • Cher
  • Snoop
  • Bono
  • Morrissey
  • P!nk
  • Eminem
  • Diddy
  • Sting
  • Madonna
  • Björk
  • Nas
  • Fabio
  • Sinbad
  • Rihanna
  • Sade
Clark Brooks

About Clark Brooks

Senior Supreme Executive Premium Content Editor for Tampa News Force. Comedian, writer and ordained minister. ClarkBrooks.com. Bluesky: @ClarkBrooks | Instagram:@ClarkBrooks54