St. Pete Man Wishes Neighbor WOULD Post that Meme Again

St. Petersburg’s Fred Feeney tends to post a certain meme to his social media platforms that makes light of damage suffered  any time a tropical storm impacts Tampa Bay. He hasn’t done it yet in the aftermath of Hurricane Milton, but Mark Mimswell, his next door neighbor, wishes he would. 

“Seriously, Fred. Do it. Give me a reason to come over there and kick your ass,” Mimswell said to a closed window in his home. 

“It’s not funny. It’s never funny. But especially now, after we took a major hit this time, it’s really not funny,” he elaborated. “So go ahead, Fred. I’m waiting for you to ‘lighten the mood’, which is what you always say. I dare you to make that lame-ass joke just one more time. I promise it will be the last time.”

Feeney did not respond to Mimswell’s invitation/threat because he didn’t hear it, plus he is still without electricity and cell service so he is incapable of making or sharing any memes at this time.

Later, Mimswell admitted, “Fred’s not a bad guy and he’s a decent neighbor. I just feel like kicking somebody’s ass and I’m pretty sure I could take him.”