Annual RV Show Expecting Record Attendance This Year

The Tampa Bay Fall Recreational Vehicle (RV) Show will be held at the Florida State Fairgrounds today through Sunday and a much larger crowd of prospective buyers than usual is anticipated this year.

“I have a real strong hunch that we’re going to do very well,” said RV salesman Bruce Jollyromp.

“Gas mileage, comfort, amenities. Whatever. I don’t care,” said show attendee Trevor Clamato. “Just tell me if I can pack everything I own into it and drive it the hell out of here today.”

“Yeah, we want to be a long way from Florida before the next hurricane,” said his wife Angela. “We want to be in North Carolina… no, wait… I mean New Mexico as soon as possible.”

”Screw that; sell me one that’ll get me to Canada or Finland or somewhere like that,” said Jerry Flurburger, another attendee. “For at least the next eight years.”

“Yes sir, we’re going to do very well indeed this year,” said Bruce.