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Addition of Suffix Expected to Enhance Annual Sale

Dave’s Desks, an office furniture store off of Highway 60 near Brandon, is adding a branding element to this year’s four-day summer sales event that takes place this weekend; the partial slang term “palooza”. “Watch out, we’re taking it to the next level”, said owner and general sales manager Dave Deskson, whose bright idea this…

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Tampa Man Concerned About State of the World Especially Bothered by Olympic Breakdancing

Tampa’s Tim Radish is deeply troubled by the state of the world today. “The immigrant invasion, DEI, liberals wanting to kill babies, the climate change hoax and gay marriage. These are all indicators that the world right now is Hell. And if ‘is-she-Indian-or-is-she-Black?’ whatshername and her mandatory-tampon-issuing stolen glory socialist boy toy get elected, it’s…

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