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Kamala Attends Viking Funeral for Tim Walz

Following the decisive loss in last week’s presidential election, Vice President Kamala Harris attended and spoke at a Viking funeral held for her running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. Viking funerals feature the deceased laid in a ship which is then set on fire, symbolizing the deceased’s journey to the afterlife. The ceremony was held…

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Tampa Man Surprised to See His Neighbors This Morning

Following the election of Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States last night, Tim Gorp was surprised to see that his neighbors, John and Helen Burtwich, who supported Kamala Harris’s campaign, still exist. “I came outside for the first time since yesterday to get the paper and read anll about our glorious…

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