Posts by Clark Brooks
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
Read MoreTampa Republican Organization Books Entertainment for Annual Function
The South Tampa Young Republicans Club has booked a band to play at their annual Funky Fall Fling tomorrow night at Botchello’s Authentic Italian Yet Somehow Not Excessively Ethnic Bistro. “This year, we’re pleased to welcome all the way from El Paso, Texas – at least that’s what’s on their paperwork, ha ha – The…
Read MoreJohn Morgan Claims Universal Superiority Over All Bus Bench Lawyers
Do you believe this claim? 👩⚖️
Read MoreTampa Man Chews Off His Own Arm in Frustration
Have you ever been this mad about something? 🤬😡😖
Read MoreTampa Named America’s Most Challenging Skate Park
Add another accolade to the collection! 🛹
Read MoreCell Phone Industry Acknowledges that They’re Behind Schedule in Responding to Junk Text Complaints
The good news is your complaint will be addressed eventually 📱
Read MoreTampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
Does this song being included at sporting events bother you?
Read MoreSt. Pete Man Confuses Flight Path with Storm Track
What would They name this storm if They weren’t keeping it a secret from us? 🌀
Read MoreFinding the Right Bus Bench: a Three-Step Guide for Lawyers
If you’re a lawyer, this will help you. If you’re not, don’t worry about it. It’s none of your business.
Read MoreBeloved Reunited Band to Play Tampa!
Are you going to be there?
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