Politics
Actual American Human Beings Express Enthusiasm for Impending Tough Times
Regular, real-life American people are very happy with the direction being taken by the incoming Presidential administration and are giving the members of that administration regular, real-life testimonials to share with the rest of the American public, who may somehow remain skeptical about their prospects at this point. On Thursday, President-elect Trump shared a story…
Read MoreShockingly Qualified Chronister Nominated to Head DEA
This frees up the position of Hillsborough County Sheriff, which would be an ideal fit for Dave Bautista.
Read MoreNew Perspective Brings Appreciation for Former Education Secretary
Ah, the good ol’ days
Read MoreDeSantis Said to Admire Nancy Mace’s Craftsmanship
Mutual respect among peers is so important.
Read MoreDetails Emerging from Unreleased Gaetz Report
Following the House Ethics Committee’s decision to not release its report on the conduct of former Florida congressman and former candidate for U.S. Attorney General Matt Gaetz, disturbing details are still coming to light about specific allegations. Among the claims being made by witnesses who testified to the committee is that Gaetz inquired in text…
Read MoreRick Scott Invited to Throw Out Ceremonial First Illegal Immigrant
In what is largely a conciliatory gesture for being the only Florida weirdo not being considered for a cabinet position with the incoming Trump presidential administration, Florida Senator Rick Scott has been invited to throw the first illegal immigrant out of the country as part of the presidential inauguration on January 20. “We appreciate Rick’s…
Read MoreKamala Attends Viking Funeral for Tim Walz
Following the decisive loss in last week’s presidential election, Vice President Kamala Harris attended and spoke at a Viking funeral held for her running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. Viking funerals feature the deceased laid in a ship which is then set on fire, symbolizing the deceased’s journey to the afterlife. The ceremony was held…
Read MoreAmerica Back Together with Toxic Ex
Have you ever had someone you couldn’t get over?
Read MoreWould-Be Insurrectionist Furious at Liberals for Ruining His Vacation
What would you do if somebody ruined your trip to the nation’s capitol?😖😡😤🤬
Read MoreTampa Man Surprised to See His Neighbors This Morning
Following the election of Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States last night, Tim Gorp was surprised to see that his neighbors, John and Helen Burtwich, who supported Kamala Harris’s campaign, still exist. “I came outside for the first time since yesterday to get the paper and read anll about our glorious…
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