Early Draft of Trump Concession Speech Leaked to TNF

Tampa News Force has obtained a document that could eventually be a key piece of the upcoming presidential election.

“IF, and it’s a big, onset dementia-addled IF, something somehow goes wrong this time, in light of what happened last time, when the President’s remarks were selectively misinterpreted by some as being ambiguous, we thought it might be a good idea to have something definitive prepared,” said a Trump campaign staff person speaking to us under the condition of anonymity.

So this is an early draft of a possible speech written by Donald Trump that he will give to the nation if he loses the election in November.

“Oh no, this isn’t a draft; it’s the completely finished version,” they said. “It’s been spellchecked and everything.”