Holy F… THIS IS IT!
Today is the 2024 national election. Hundreds of important decisions across America will be made, not the least of which being the election of the 47th President of the United States.
Tampa News Force’s top political pundits have been studying this election and the issues at stake and have reached only three possible, completely subjective outcomes…
- A resounding victory for all that is good and just in this world signifying an irrefutable mandate from the United States citizenry whose moral compass is aligned correctly.
- A crushing defeat signaling the final, fatal steps toward the immediate and irreversible demise of our once-great nation, which will inevitably result in the entire world following suit.
- A different name on the stationery but pretty much the status quo: wealthy people are fine, while the rest of us struggle, blaming each other for those struggles, rather than the wealthy who enjoy their excessive largesse at the expense of our literal blood, sweat and tears.
We can state with absolute certainty that exactly only one or maybe two or possibly all three of these specific scenarios will definitely happen, unless none of them do.
The polls are open now. Go. Go vote. VOTE!! Make your voice heard. This is your opportunity to be part of the Democratic Process that makes this great nation what it is. Your participation is vital.
Unless you’re a dumbass and you don’t really know what’s going on most of the time and you don’t care. In that case, just stay home. You’re not missing anything important.
Meanwhile, the Bucs host San Francisco this Sunday. That’ll be something, huh?
