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Man tries to hire hot lawyer from ad on

Ted Bumphis of Tampa has attempted to hire a lawyer from a banner ad he saw at the top of an article posted on

“I need a litigator to represent me in a court case against a local merchant with whom I had contracted for services who violated the terms of our mutually signed agreement by failing to provide the advertised services,” he said. “Preferably Ivy League educated, experienced in resolving civil disputes involving fraudulent advertising in her early-to-mid 30s with wavy, chestnut brown hair cascading softly over her shoulders.”

“Just like the one I saw on this very web site,” he added.

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