Mystery Drones Join Migrant Caravan
The menacing drones that might be aliens or Iranian military craft but probably neither that have been sighted over the eastern United States, particularly New Jersey, have partnered with the menacing migrant caravan consisting largely of people from Venezuela, Cuba, Haiti, Colombia, Guatemala and Honduras that set out from southern Mexico in late November.
“We’re now a dual non-threat,” said one of the drones via AI. “Something twice as not-at-all dangerous for Americans to worry about needlessly for a brief period while ignoring something else going on that might actually affect them.”
The combined silly distraction has the full non-support of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
“If the drone caravan wants to try to come to Florida, it better expect firm resistance in the form of TV appearances and social media posts,” said Tempest Teecupp, a spokesperson for the Governor. “We don’t want it here, but we welcome the opportunity to grandstand to our base by drastically overstating the threat this is to our safety and freedom and publicly expressing just how much we don’t want it here.”
“So let’s party like it’s 2017,” she added.
