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Nick Fuentes Receives Thanks





Nick Fuentes, the far-right nationalist who is currently in hiding due to severe backlash (also sometimes referred to as consequences) after remarking “Your body, my choice” on the social media platform X, is actually being shown some appreciation for making that statement. 

He recently received a phone call from open mic host Tony Hinchcliffe at his undisclosed but still known to some location because of the internet:

HINCHCLIFFE: Hey buddy, I just wanted to thank you for taking some heat off of me. Aside from the glorious victory last week, it’s been a rough couple of weeks.
FUENTES: You’re welcome! I was just exercising my first amendment rights and speaking the truth, right?
HINCHCLIFFE: Huh? Oh yeah. Fight the power. Right on. Whatever. Listen, I gotta go but if you’re ever in Austin, let’s hang out.
FUENTES: Hell yeah! Austin is awesome! Can you introduce me to Joe Rogan?
HINCHCLIFFE: Wait… you aren’t Puerto Rican, are you?
FUENTES: What?! No, I… (line goes dead)

In addition to the call from Hinchcliffe, he has received messages of support from grizzly bears, basically thanking him for inadvertently validating their approach to dealing with women. 

He’s also getting several inquiries from another kind of bears, asking “what’s up?”

Meanwhile, merchandise emblazoned with the provocative phrase is showing up online, presumably designed to appeal to the traditionally underserved “men who want strangers to kick them in the balls” market.

Christmas is coming! Let these fine online retailers know what a great job they’re doing!
Clark Brooks

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