Posts Tagged ‘donald trump’
Bay Area Residents Miss Pleasant Distraction Provided by Hurricanes
As the one-two punch suffered from hurricanes Helene and Milton begins to fade into memory, Tampa Bay residents are remembering that the 2024 Presidential Election is now less than three weeks away. “Oh yeah. That,” said Clearwater’s Kathy Glayter, sighing heavily. “I completely forgot while spending the last few days cleaning up yard waste that…
Read MoreTampa Entrepreneur Offers Low Cost Trump Merchandise
Are you looking for a good deal?
Read MoreDeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
Read MoreTampa Republican Organization Books Entertainment for Annual Function
The South Tampa Young Republicans Club has booked a band to play at their annual Funky Fall Fling tomorrow night at Botchello’s Authentic Italian Yet Somehow Not Excessively Ethnic Bistro. “This year, we’re pleased to welcome all the way from El Paso, Texas – at least that’s what’s on their paperwork, ha ha – The…
Read MoreTampa League Completes Presidential Fantasy Draft
A group of local men, dressed as their favorite politicians, gathered in the conference room of a nearby Chase Bank to participate in this year’s presidential fantasy draft. “All right, Brian picked the Green Party’s Howie Hawkins and Angela Nicole Walker in 2020 and finished dead last so he has the first pick this time,”…
Read MoreTrump Notices a Whole Bunch of ‘Em at Black Journalists Conference
It is an unquestionably truthful statement 🇺🇸
Read MoreEarly Draft of Trump Concession Speech Leaked to TNF
Please read the whole thing ✍️
Read MoreTampa Christian Man Relieved to Not Have to Vote Anymore
What a labor saver this will be! 🗳️
Read MoreTampa Misogynist Suddenly Interested in Election
Are you looking forward to the inevitable rhetoric?
Read MoreCertain Segment of Voters Troubled by Biden Withdrawal
Do these people have legitimate concerns?
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