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Bay Area Residents Miss Pleasant Distraction Provided by Hurricanes

By Clark Brooks | October 17, 2024 |

As the one-two punch suffered from hurricanes Helene and Milton begins to fade into memory, Tampa Bay residents are remembering that the 2024 Presidential Election is now less than three weeks away. “Oh yeah. That,” said Clearwater’s Kathy Glayter, sighing heavily. “I completely forgot while spending the last few days cleaning up yard waste that…

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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump

By Clark Brooks | September 16, 2024

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…

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Tampa League Completes Presidential Fantasy Draft

By Clark Brooks | September 5, 2024

A group of local men, dressed as their favorite politicians, gathered in the conference room of a nearby Chase Bank to participate in this year’s presidential fantasy draft. “All right, Brian picked the Green Party’s Howie Hawkins and Angela Nicole Walker in 2020 and finished dead last so he has the first pick this time,”…

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