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Gronk’s ribs on Rick Scott’s Thanksgiving menu

Gronk Ribs

Florida Senator Rick Scott has announced that the primary entrée for his annual Thanksgiving dinner celebration will be barbecued spare ribs from Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski. “Nummy nummy”, slobbered Scott. Gronkowski suffered multiple fractured ribs, along with a punctured lung, in the Bucs 34-24 loss to the Los Angeles Rams on September…

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Trump hires John Morgan

Trump Morgan

Former President Donald Trump, suddenly finding himself without a legal defense team a little more than a week before his impeachment trial is scheduled to begin, has retained renowned Tampa personal injury lawyer John Morgan. Attorneys Butch Bowers, Deborah Barbier, Josh Howard, Johnny Gasser and Greg Harris have all ended their involvement with the case,…

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Biden and Trump reach historic agreement

In a historically unprecedented move, as well as an uncharacteristic display of cooperation in this highly contentious election campaign, the two presidential candidates, Republican incumbent Donald Trump and Democrat challenger Joe Biden, have worked out a mutually beneficial deal mere hours before the polls close nationwide. At an accidental breakfast meeting at the Waffle House…

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Tampa woman votes, announces, “That should do it”

Christine Valzer of Tampa, who has never participated in an election prior to this year, voted early this morning and immediately proclaimed an end to all divisive social and economic issues. “Yep, that should do it”, she said as she left the West Tampa branch of the public library, and informed everyone waiting in line,…

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Reporter comes clean on minor role in liberal conspiracy

Liberal Journalist Comes Clean About Conspiracy

Mitch Maley has been a freelance journalist in the Tampa area for the past two decades. Earlier this week, he shocked a handful of marginally-interested readers by confessing to his involvement in a conspiracy organized by globalists intent on ringing in a new world order. On Monday, I attended an impromptu press conference that Maley,…

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Rick Scott Calls Out President Donald Trump in new Attack Ad

Rick Scott behind a dumpster eating out a used fleshlight

Florida Senator Rick Scott released an attack ad recently where he claimed he was being held hostage by the current impeacent proceedings. The video he released poked fun at hostage situations where victims only receive milk and water as their main source of nutrients, two things the Senator has never consumed in his life.  Tampa…

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