Posts Tagged ‘Hurricane Milton’
Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
Read MoreSt. Pete Man Wishes Neighbor WOULD Post that Meme Again
St. Petersburg’s Fred Feeney tends to post a certain meme to his social media platforms that makes light of damage suffered any time a tropical storm impacts Tampa Bay. He hasn’t done it yet in the aftermath of Hurricane Milton, but Mark Mimswell, his next door neighbor, wishes he would. “Seriously, Fred. Do it. Give me…
Read MoreTampa Man Doesn’t Leave, Doesn’t Die
Did you stay alive?
Read MoreTampa Boss Likes How Everybody Just Assumes Today is a Day Off
Are you off today?
Read MoreSt. Pete Man Can’t Wait to Tell Everyone About Another Possible Tropical Storm System
How soon is too soon to worry about what’s next?
Read MoreHillsborough County Emergency Agent Exhausted
This tireless public servant deserves our thanks.
Read More2001 Spaceship Forecast to be Launched into Orbit
Ejaculate as you evacuate! 💦
Read MoreTampa Man Murders Inner Voice for Telling Him Not to Worry
Are you worried?
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