Posts Tagged ‘Satan’
Tampa woman’s lunch bill summons Satan
Sharon Bulbly was eating lunch at Panera Bread in Tampa, part of an American chain store of bakery-café fast casual restaurants yesterday when her tab inadvertently summoned Satan, also known as the Devil and sometimes also called Lucifer in Christianity, an entity in the Abrahamic religions that seduces humans into sin or falsehood in order to bring…
Read MoreSatan petitions God to end pandemic; starts collecting signatures in Tampa
As we come to the halfway point in this clusterfuck of a year we’re calling 2020, an unlikely hero emerges and from the depths of the underworld of all places. Yes, Satan himself is here to save us all from Coronavirus. Satan is visiting Tampa this week collecting signatures to petition God for an end…
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