Tampa Man Can’t Remember Which Kind of Tortilla He Likes

Keith Milkywhite, a Tex-Mex enthusiast from Dunedin found himself paralyzed with indecision during a recent visit to Casa Del Malestar in Dunedin, unable to choose between a flour tortilla or a corn tortilla.

“I know I want Pollo Desmenuzado. I know I want Arroz Sazonado. I know I want Queso Blanco,” he said. “I just I can’t remember what I want it all wrapped up in because one of those tastes like La Cagada.”

”It’s okay when a customer needs to take some time to make up their mind but he’s been agonizing over this for like 15 minutes,” said server Katie Liftwurch. “And he’s making me stand here the whole time, when I have other tables.”

”Don’t leave; I’m almost set,” said Milkywhite to the relief of Liftwurch, before adding, “Now which one do I like, the white or the yellow?”

Asked why he was being so particular, he said, “Because I order the wrong one sometimes and I don’t like it. This is the only tortilla I will eat all day. Is it okay with you if I get it right?”

”Ultimately it doesn’t matter what he chooses because I’m going to put a booger in it, no matter which it is,” said Liftwurch.