Tampa Man Concerned About State of the World Especially Bothered by Olympic Breakdancing
Tampa’s Tim Radish is deeply troubled by the state of the world today.
“The immigrant invasion, DEI, liberals wanting to kill babies, the climate change hoax and gay marriage. These are all indicators that the world right now is Hell. And if ‘is-she-Indian-or-is-she-Black?’ whatshername and her mandatory-tampon-issuing stolen glory socialist boy toy get elected, it’s gonna be even Hell-er.”
“Now on top of all that, worst of all, we have this. What is this supposed to be?”, he asked rhetorically, referencing Australian Olympian Rachel Gunn’s breakdancing performance that he learned about on Facebook, which is something else that bothers him. “Social media is the devil.”
“First, breakdancing isn’t a sport. Second, she’s Australian. Third, she’s a woman. Fourth, this happened in France. Fifth, this is majorly insulting to the culture of hip hop, which is another thing that I don’t like but I hate her even more,” he said while running out of things to criticize because he ran out of fingers to hold up. “She’s gonna give guns a bad name.”
“I read somewhere that she isn’t even real; she’s AI. I don’t know how that would work but it doesn’t surprise me,” he added.
