Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game

Robert Pfalzphlag of Tampa has a major problem with a song that was played at Raymond James Stadium during Sunday’s game between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Washington Commanders.

“I heard they were doing this BS but I couldn’t believe it until I experienced it firsthand. Now you listen to me and get this goddamn straight; there is exactly one national anthem. One! I’m not a racist but it ain’t have nothing to do with letting no dogs out,” said Pfalzphlag, waking up for the first time since downing nine large beers before kickoff. “And it damn sure ain’t played during the third quarter.”

“And since when do football games start in the middle of the third quarter, with the home team leading 23-7?!?”, he added. “The NFL has gone to shit, just like the rest of this country.”

Informed of Pfalzphlag’s complaint, Buccaneers Guest Services Manager Dorita Snakdip said, “I’ll check but I’m pretty sure we haven’t played anything by the Baja Men since 2005.”

“(Foul-smelling extended wet belch)”, replied Pfalzphlag before passing out again, missing the end of the game, which the Bucs won 37-20.