Tampa Man Wants Everyone to Know That He Supports Women’s Sports

Dave Clurgh of Tampa is making great efforts to inform everyone he encounters, especially women, that he enthusiastically enjoys women’s athletics.

“I make sure I tell everyone that I have watched women’s basketball, that I will be watching women’s rugby later and that I prefer to watch that than men’s sports,” he said. “I make sure to say it loudly enough that people nearby hear me. It’s important that everyone knows what a progressive guy with no hang-ups about women’s sports that I am, whether they ask me about it or not. Typically, nobody ever asks.”

”And it’s not just the Olympics, although this is a pretty great time for me,” he said. “But I watch the WNBA on purpose.”

“It’s especially important that I convey the message that ALL women athletes are equally more important to me than any men and that any and all available women know that about me,” he added. 

There’s a part of that activity that he wisely doesn’t share with everyone.

“I don’t limit that support to just the attractive women like Shecarri Richardson,” he said. “Seriously, I can masturbate to any woman, whether she’s hot or not.”

“That’s just how good a guy I am.”