Tampa Misogynist Suddenly Interested in Election

Jack Casanova of Tampa says he’s very excited about Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden as the Democratic Party nominee for the 2024 Presidential Election because he hates women and knows Donald Trump and others on the right are going to have some “good ones” for her.

“First of all I don’t hate women; I have a girlfriend but she’s a bitch,” he said. “Second, I’m really not into politics and don’t care who wins but some of the stuff Trump says makes me laugh.”

“Some of his Biden stuff wasn’t landing lately and the act had gotten stale,” he said. “But now a new opponent… and it’s a girl?? Oh my God, he’s going to roast her and her stupid vagina so hard.”

We interrupted him to clarify his name which we had written down as Jackass Anova.

“What? No, it’s not Jackass Anova, it’s Jack. Jack Casanova.”

That’s exactly the same thing when you say it aloud, so as far as we’re concerned, his name is Jackass now. Jackass Anova.