Tampa Woman Has Successful Date

April McMachogonan of Tampa had a date that went really well last night.

“It was great! Easily the best date I’ve been on in years,” she said. “His name was John or something. It was brief, we had a nice meal and most importantly, he didn’t even try to hurt me.”

“Like, at no point did I ever fear for my personal safety,” she added. “What a beautiful evening.”

“It was everything I’m ever looking for in a date.”

“I’m glad to hear she had a good time. I really liked her a lot too,” said the date whose name is actually Jason. “I’m going to give her a call so we can go out again soon.”

“That won’t be necessary. Or possible,” she said. “I didn’t give him my real number.”