This Random Guy is Coming to St. Pete This Month

Daniel Schlepwell of Tullahoma, Tennessee, which is near Belfast, Tennessee, announced via Instagram that he plans to visit St. Petersburg next month.

“Yeah, I have friends that live there. I’m going to go to the beach, check out the night life, maybe go to a ball game. I don’t know,” said the 22-year-old who has never had a catchphrase or gone viral or has ever been slightly famous for anything whatsoever, let alone made any kind of lasting impact on anything or anybody. 

When asked if there was any possibility that he might one day utter a sexually suggestive phrase during a man-on-the-street interview with a couple of local podcasters, he said, “That’s probably highly unlikely but I can’t dismiss it outright as impossible.”

Well cool. Then this counts as newsworthy. Welcome to St. Pete, Douglas. 

“It’s Daniel,” he said.

Whatever.