This week’s public school lunch menus
As a public service to the millions of parents to school-age children in the Tampa Bay region who read our site every single day, Tampa News Force proudly presents what the kids will be eating for lunch at school this week. You know, for planning purposes. Enjoy!
CITRUS COUNTY
- Monday, October 3: Tater Thots
- Tuesday, October 4: Crumb Guzzlers
- Wednesday, October 5: 7-Layer Bacon Lasagna
- Thursday, October 6: Fettuccini Afraido
- Friday, October 7: Corn ala Alex Killorn
HERNANDO COUNTY
- Monday, October 3: Asparagus Num-Nums with extra Gluten
- Tuesday, October 4: Minced Bung Loaf
- Wednesday, October 5: Limoncello Lemon Jello
- Thursday, October 6: Schnitzel Grubers
- Friday, October 7: C’Orn
HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY
- Monday, October 3: Assorted leftover, abandoned racist premises from Chamberlain High School
- Tuesday, October 4: Fruit Protective Cup
- Wednesday, October 5: Jalapeno Jello Jammers
- Thursday, October 6: Lyonnaise Tomatoes
- Friday, October 7: Kjöhrn
MANATEE COUNTY
- Monday, October 3: Ersatz Tuna Whatzats
- Tuesday, October 4: Non-consensual Chicken Tenders
- Wednesday, October 5: Hamburger a L’Orange
- Thursday, October 6: Chef Merle’s “5-alarm Dear Lord, the left side of my face is numb” loaf
- Friday, October 7: Co;Rn
PASCO COUNTY
- Monday, October 3: Squashed Beef
- Tuesday, October 4: Critical Race Theory Puree
- Wednesday, October 5: Peanut Allergy Surprise
- Thursday, October 6: Deep Fried Gravy Nuggets
- Friday, October 7: Maïs
PINELLAS COUNTY
- Monday, October 3: Bazooka Joe’s Bubble Gumbo
- Tuesday, October 4: Gay Agenda Toast
- Wednesday, October 5: Heimlich Helper
- Thursday, October 6: Cherry Cough Drop Mini Muffins
- Friday, October 7: Chef’s Choice (spoiler alert: he chose corn)
