Trump Notices a Whole Bunch of ‘Em at Black Journalists Conference

Among the highlights from Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’a contentious appearance yesterday at the National Association of Black Journalists in Chicago, he observed that there were many Black journalists in attendance.

 “A lot of the journalists in this room are Black”

– Donald Trump, yesterday at the National Association of Black Journalists convention in Chicago

“Don’t try to make this look like something it isn’t,” said campaign spokesperson Debbie Lootz, who is the same person that was anonymous in the last article we posted about Trump, earlier today. Oops. “Of course the president knew there would be Black journalists at a Black journalist convention in Chicago. He just didn’t know how many Black journalists would be there or just how Black some of them would be.”

“I mean, some of them could have been basketball players. That’s how Black they were, and that is a whole lot of Black,” she added. “Among other Black jobs, of course. Wait. I’m not implying that ‘basketball player’ is strictly one of those Black jobs.”

She then looked flustered, yelled “Larry Bird!” for some reason, concluded her remarks, jumped into a waiting limo and sped off.