USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College

Kaiti McStringer, a third-year biomedical sciences female Caucasian student at the University of South Florida (USF) was caught committing several egregious hate crimes of a verbally abusive nature Saturday night at Raymond James Stadium where the USF Bulls defeated the visiting Bethune Cookman College (BCC) Wildcats 48 to 3.

“Go Bulls! Woo!,” she was heard shouting numerous times throughout the game. 

Her boyfriend Trevor Tolliver was seen wincing and grimacing throughout the game as she relentlessly attacked the culture of not only all of the African American football fans in attendance but those who have ever existed at any point anywhere, during America’s cruel and tyrannical existence, including Harriett Tubman, Jackie Robinson, former President Barack Obama and Beyoncé.

“I tried to tell her to keep that shit to herself,” he said. “Simply not a good look.”

“What? I just wanted the Bulls to win, that’s all,” she said as she was led away in handcuffs by officers from the Tampa Police Department Cultural Misfeasance Abatement Squad.

“Right. So in other words, she didn’t want BCC to win,” said eyewitness Robert Dilly. “She very publicly expressed her desire for the HBCU (Historic Black College or University) in Daytona Beach to lose. To be losers.”

“Well… yeah. The football game, that’s all,” the avowed racist hatefully sputtered through probably-phony tears. “Nothing beyond that. It’s just sports, that’s all.”

Apparently over 400 years of systemic oppression throughout our nation’s problematic history just aren’t quite enough for some people.