Win a Dream Date with Nick Fuentes!

Here’s your chance to win a dream date with far-right political pundit Nick Fuentes, the stud genius who posted “your body, my choice” on X (the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, probably not Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine, but maybe) the night of the 2024 Presidential Election.

You and a friend or not just have to provide a place for him to lay low for a little while for some reason.

In addition to misogyny and involuntary celibacy, Nick’s interests include blogging, denying the holocaust and now fucking around and finding out!

The best part is you don’t even have to be a woman to win! In fact, he’d prefer you not be a woman because he hates you/them. Aside from that anything goes! Because ironically, due to circumstances entirely under his control, it’s YOUR choice now!

We (Tampa News Force) have nothing to with this or him. Enter now by sending him an invitation to hide at your place via X @NickJFuentes. How you enter later is up to you (not him).