Prank ends in pregnancy: Life in prison and 2 death penalties issued to YouTubers
Kelvin Batchwood, Martin Yussef, and Pleetus Frampton have all lost their freedom after committing a heinous YouTube prank pretending to be a gynecologist.
“We set up a little store front for a walk in gynecology office, but then when you have to do that thing where you dilute the woman’s vagina using that dildo-looking thing, we covered that in sperm, so we were actually getting women pregnant.” Said Batchwood from behind bars.
“My friends were filming me from the other side of a 2-way mirror.”
Batchwood has been sentenced to life in prison, while his cameramen Yussef and Frampton were given the death penalty.
“I don’t think it’s fair,” said Yussef.
“We were just filming Kelvin, but we’re the ones that are getting sentenced to death. He was the one actually pretending to be the gynecologist, we were just going along with his idea and filming him.”
Yussef and Frampton are scheduled to be executed by hammer some time next month.
“I gave the cameramen the death penalty because we consider it a less severe punishment than life in prison.” Said Judge Mini Patagonia.
“I consider death freedom so by killing those 2 boys who filmed Batchwood, they’ll be free from this earth to face the judgment of the afterlife. Batchwood will remain on earth in a cage to suffer for what he did.”
65 women got pregnant over a period of 12 months that this prank went on.
“We did this for a long time and we were actually making good money doing it, even though we had no idea what we were doing.” Said Frampton.
“I don’t know what ‘death penalty by hammer’ means, but it sounds gnarly. I am very much not looking forward to losing my life that way.”
The death penalties of the 2 cameramen will be live-streamed on YouTube and will happen simultaneously.
At this point in the article I want to point out that even though this is a fake story I guarantee something close to this will happen at some point in human history. We’ve already seen internet pranksters get shot and attacked and accidentally kill themselves, so this isn’t far off from something we could see any day now.
Internet pranks are probably never going to stop until the world is inevitably converted into one giant airport where everything is highly regulated and sterile and there will be about 5 or 6 crimes globally per year. You know, assuming everything goes to plan. Ok, story over, job quit, I’m done, leave me alone now.
