Celebrity Diseases You Wish You Had

Celebrities have everything we want, fame, money, beautiful partners, admiration from the masses, you name it they’ve got it. But did you know that celebrities also have diseases as well? 

Here are a list of celebrity diseases you wish you had

Affluenza

Affluenza is a condition when you have too much money to know the difference between right and wrong. Many celebrities have this and and plead it in court when they get in trouble and it usually helps them get less jail time. All of us dream of having so much money that we lose our moral compass.

Lou Gehrig’s Disease

Lou Gehrig was a celebrity baseball player, and he was so famous that he got a disease named after himself. That’s pretty cool! Don’t you wish you were so original that your illness was named after you? That would be swell wouldn’t it.

Crohn’s Disease

Named after Thomas Crohn, who famously had an affair that was turned into a blockbuster movie, it’s a disease that stems from wearing too many diamonds on your watch at one time.

If your wristwatch contains more than 6 carats of diamonds, you are open to catching this disease. It may sound fun to wear those multi-million-dollar watches, but once you realize you’re open to catching Crohn’s disease, it’s not so glamourous. But yes, the average person would still likely take that risk for the chance to wear a fancy watch

Juggs Disease

This disease only affects people who have over 1 billion streams on Spotify.

Once you reach a specific level of attention in the music industry, the combined power of the attention you are receiving all over the world breaks down your immune system and you now are exposed to this disease. Artists such as Drake, Michael Jackson, and Shania Twain have all suffered from Juggs disease. Symptoms include, driving your car fast and crashing it, hitting falsetto notes that break glass, and renting out movie theaters to watch films by yourself.

Those are all of the celebrity diseases you wish you had!