Kim Jong Un’s Pussy Eating Tips
The supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, is the best pussy-eater on earth and through diligent research and unwavering attempts to contact Un, we were able to compile a list of Kim Jong Un’s top pussy eating tips.
- Do it with your mouth
When it comes to eating pussy, Kim Jong Un will definitely teach you how to do it with your mouth. It’s really the preferred, and frankly only, method to eat out a pussy.
- Use your tongue
While it’s called “eating out” you don’t actually eat the vagina. You more like, kiss it, and lick it, and king of root (dig) around, if you will. Mr. Un is very specific when it comes to this detail. That’s how he does it and you should too.
- Black Captain America with Red Hulk
Did you guys see the new Captain America trailer with the red Hulk? That’s fun huh? The normal Hulk is green, but this one is red. I think that’s worth at least 1 billion dollars, domestically if you ask me. Multi-billion hopefully by Q3.
- What Was I Writing About?
I’m completely sober too, don’t let not remembering what I was writing about lead you to believe that I’m impaired in any way. My brain just starts to block out whatever I’m doing as I do it sometimes, I believe as a defense mechanism to protect me from how traumatically bad my writing-process can be. But again, it is a process, and it has to be done for the magic to work. I don’t make the rules.
- Last But Not Least, Use Your Fingers
Mr. Kim Jong Un mentioned briefly in passing from his slow moving train that using your fingers while eating pussy, “also helps.” That’s what he said, he said, “use your fingers, because that also helps her come, or whatever.” So make sure you do that.
And this concludes the list of Kim Jong Un’s pussy eating tips.
And I’m sure there are some sentences where there should be a dash connecting some of the terms like pussy-eating or pussy-tips, maybe, but it’s hard to distinguish when and why some rules apply. Kind of like Kim Jong Un’s rules. It’s hard to understand them or why all of them must be executed, but if one guy knows about executions, it seems to be him. He’s got a record of them. So that’s something. Ok my eyes hurt from looking at the computer screen, I’m going to lay down.
