Posts by Katy Style
HART officials increase quota of homeless schizophrenics from 1 to 2 per bus
Exciting news for the socioeconomically challenged residents of Tampa Bay, Hillsborough Area Regional transit announced today that it will be increasing the quota of homeless schizophrenics per bus from 1 to 2. The move comes as ridership has decreased over the last year. “We feel ridership numbers may be lagging due to a trip on…
Read MoreArea felines declare war on Christmas
“Ok, I give up! The Christmas tree stays down!” I shouted at my cats, who couldn’t be bothered to give a flying fuck. This is the 17th time they’ve knocked down the Christmas tree since I put it up Black Friday. I didn’t even put the ornaments on the fake spruce before this band of…
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