BDSM-themed restaurant opens in Brandon

A new high-concept restaurant, has opened in Brandon, where every high-concept restaurant opens.

“Madame Châtiment’s Pizza & Subs,” a pizzeria with a bondage and discipline, dominance and submission, sadochism and masochism theme is now open for business on Lumsden Road, just east of Brandon Town Centre Mall.

“The name is a bit misleading,” said manager/Mistress Nikole. “We’re strictly a pizza restaurant. We don’t serve subs; the subs serve you.”

Early reviews for the casual, family-style eatery with a rubber and leather-infused décor indicate the pizza is mediocre at best but the service is absolutely outstanding.

“It had better be,” commented Ms. Nikole, smiling in a discomforting way as she pinched my nipples.

“Every once in a while, I get a customer’s order wrong. Like I’ll make it pepperoni instead of sausage,” mentioned Andy, one of the servers. “But that’s usually not an accident.”