Politics
Robinson Survives ‘Incident’
Why do these things only seem to happen to certain candidates?
Read MoreTampa Man Not That Mark Robinson
Mistaken identity can be a real problem.
Read MoreTampa Republican Organization Books Entertainment for Annual Function
The South Tampa Young Republicans Club has booked a band to play at their annual Funky Fall Fling tomorrow night at Botchello’s Authentic Italian Yet Somehow Not Excessively Ethnic Bistro. “This year, we’re pleased to welcome all the way from El Paso, Texas – at least that’s what’s on their paperwork, ha ha – The…
Read MoreTampa League Completes Presidential Fantasy Draft
A group of local men, dressed as their favorite politicians, gathered in the conference room of a nearby Chase Bank to participate in this year’s presidential fantasy draft. “All right, Brian picked the Green Party’s Howie Hawkins and Angela Nicole Walker in 2020 and finished dead last so he has the first pick this time,”…
Read MoreTampa Man Concerned About State of the World Especially Bothered by Olympic Breakdancing
Tampa’s Tim Radish is deeply troubled by the state of the world today. “The immigrant invasion, DEI, liberals wanting to kill babies, the climate change hoax and gay marriage. These are all indicators that the world right now is Hell. And if ‘is-she-Indian-or-is-she-Black?’ whatshername and her mandatory-tampon-issuing stolen glory socialist boy toy get elected, it’s…
Read MoreWhich President Gives The Best Head
Do you have a personal favorite? 🫦
Read MoreTrump Notices a Whole Bunch of ‘Em at Black Journalists Conference
It is an unquestionably truthful statement 🇺🇸
Read MoreEarly Draft of Trump Concession Speech Leaked to TNF
Please read the whole thing ✍️
Read MoreJoe Biden Gives Up Baby’s Blood For Lent
How are you observing this occasion?
Read MoreTampa Christian Man Relieved to Not Have to Vote Anymore
What a labor saver this will be! 🗳️
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