DeSantis unveils new mural

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled some new public artwork at the Florida state capitol building yesterday, a mural of former President Donald Trump’s courtroom sketches.

”America’s best man depicted in his natural environment during his finest hours,” said DeSantis. “Holding off the Wokes like a boss!”

The sketches have been collected from some of Trump’s courtroom appearances from the 91 felony counts so far across criminal cases in New York, Florida, Washington and Georgia.

“It is every law-abiding American citizen’s obligations to abide by the law,” said DeSantis. “Unless you’re rich and it’s not convenient or profitable to do so. This incredible artwork should inspire people to do exactly that all the time or never do it at all, depending on their individual circumstances.”