Fetus Gets Sex Change in The Womb
A fetus has gotten a sex change while still in its mothers womb, prompting backlash from people around the country.
Zedenzel, the the unborn boy, has transitioned to a female, before being born, because the mother claims she could tell that the fetus wanted to transition.
“I was getting pains in my stomach, and as a mother you’re very in touch with your childs’ feelings, and I knew that these pains were Zedenzel telling me that he wanted to transition to a girl.” Said Belinda Carlyle, mother of the transitioned fetus.
“Some people, bigots, are still against people choosing to transition in this day and age, and frankly it’s disgusting. If you have a problem with my unborn child getting a sex change, you need to look in a mirror and figure out what is wrong with yourself. Maybe you need a sex change too.” Carlyle said, snapping her fingers in my face, even though I was on her side.
Facebook groups have started petitions to force Zedenzel to transition back into a male before birth claiming that unborn children should not have the right to change their sex until they come out of the womb.
“It’s not right! It says clearly in the Bible that fetuses must be born before they decide what they want to do with their genitals, including mutilation and reaugmentation.” Shouted Bieber Deneeza, pounding his finger against his King James Bible.
“It’s a travesty, and blasphemy for a child to have a sex change in the womb, and the doctor who performed the operation should be ashamed of themselves.”
The doctor who performed the sex change in the womb was Dr. Korneelius, a first year doctor out of Doc University on Nebraska Avenue.
“I have no idea if I did it right, or if the baby will survive til birth now, but I knew I would go viral if I performed the surgery, so I did it, because it will be good for my brand in the long run.” Said Dr. Korneelius.
Dr. Korneelius unfortunately overdosed on fentanyl only a few days after our initial interview. He was so excited to go viral he decided to inject liquid fentanyl directly into his heart while streaming live on Kick.
Zedenzel has already been offered a lifestyle brand deal by Adidas, but her mother Belinda has been weighing her options.
“I might just keep Zedenzel inside of me forever. It’s actually done wonders for my brand being the mother with a transitioned baby in her womb. I might get surgery to have Zedenzel live permanently inside of me, and never give birth. I’ve heard I can do that for up to 5 years before the child will explode out of my stomach killing both of us. But for my brand, that would be worth it.”
