Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – April 12, 2020
Hey, remember the Lawrence Welk television program? Wasn’t that just a wonderful television program?
Hell no I don’t remember that shit! I’m not that old!
Here’s your ding dang news.
Tampa Area Devastated by Coronavirus Not Infecting Rick Scott – April 6
Valrico funeral home offers enhanced memorial services – April 7
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Unveil Assless Uniform – April 7
Influencers not sure how to beg for attention during pandemic – April 8
Bernie Sanders undrops out of the presidential race – April 9
Scientists ignoring astronomer’s discovery – April 9
Coronavirus dies from Coronavirus – April 9
Fancy restaurant re-brands as hardware store – April 10
Universal Pictures Delays Adult Minions, Release Date Pushed Back to 2022 – April 10