Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – April 5, 2020

While we’re waiting for a nice 4pm dinner of fish with almonds on it and jello with carrot shavings in it, let’s look at the news.

Tampa News Force Hiring over 100 Reporters – Sunday, March 29 –

Tampa medical call center rewards employee bravery with jeans day all week – Monday, March 30 –

Boner Pill Delivery Service Begins in Tampa – Monday, March 30 –

Rich People in Tampa are Exempted from Quarantine – Monday, March 30 –

Top 5 Things to do in Quarantine – Tuesday, March 31 –

President Donald Trump Endorses Tampa News Force – Tuesday, March 31

A nation in crisis rolls its eyes t Tampa – Wednesday, April 1 –

Tampa News Force to receive government bail out – Wednesday, April 1 –

Tiger King theme park set to open on fair grounds – Wednesday, April 1 –

Introverts jerk off to the idea of never going out again – Thursday, April 2 –

People in Florida can’t get enough of this one thing. Can you guess what it is? – Thursday, April 2 –

Tiger King 2: Sequel set to release in November – Friday, April 3 –

Top things to binge watch while quarantined – Friday, April 3

Are Doctors Curing COVID-19 Patients by Turning Them Gay? – Saturday, April 4