Scientific Study Proves it’s Harder to be Trans Than Black

Ahhhh gotcha! Hahahaha I can’t believe you clicked this one. I was hoping to lure someone like Dave Chappelle to this article. I bet you got a little steamed seeing the headline didn’t you? Or if you’re already familiar with Tampa News Force you probably didn’t. You probably shrugged or sighed and went, “ugh, more nonsense from Tampa News Force, why do I even follow this account?” Odds are you don’t. We lose followers on a daily basis. That’s just the name of the game. TNF is cursed honestly. Many people we’ve worked with have lost their jobs or suffered misfortune. There is not good karma behind Tampa News Force. After Betty White died, I wrote an article the next day called “Betty White was a Cunt: Here’s Why” and then I immediately threw my back out and I’ve been in pain ever since. That was instant karma. And sure I felt a little bad writing that headline, but also it made me laugh, and if something makes me laugh I have to share it. That’s the rule. I need to be true to myself and write those.

Sure sometimes things make me laugh that I don’t share as well. Mostly racial humor or other things that aren’t acceptable at all to write in a public forum. I think everything is funny. I’ve never heard a topic I couldn’t get behind and go on to make jokes about. Is that a personality flaw? I don’t think so. I think it shows I’m unbiased and completely fair. Nothing is more sacred than anything else. Everything deserves to be made fun of and I think that’s healthy. If there’s something you can’t find humor in, maybe you should think more about that. I think as long as there’s no intention to hurt anybody then it’s okay to joke. Jokes are only bad if they’re used as weapons to put people down. Joking about a topic does not make it a target, it’s just ideas and observations. So yea, anyways, it’s harder to be trans than black. I forgot that was the headline of this one.

A lot of these are just like blog-diaries to me. And you can’t complain that it’s not a real fake news article because there are no rules at TNF. I don’t know. Maybe there are. I’m going to go to the next article now. I’ll try to make it more traditional like a news story, so wish me luck.

Actually, you know what, I think there’s a little bit more juice on this bone. (Ew.) I wanted to say something about writing but I forgot because I got up to go put my empty macaroni bowl in the sink.

Does it stay a macaroni bowl after it’s empty?

Are all bowls just whatever the last thing that was in them? How long does that last? Would I then say I put salad in my macaroni bowl if I did that now?

If it was the next day I’m sure those rules wouldn’t apply.

Because then every bowl would be forever named the first thing that was put in them and that would be strange.

Alright, fine, I can’t remember what I really wanted to say, but I came up with that bowl thing, and that was pretty good. I hope nobody murders me soon. I always think about that. I have paranoia. And I think I have for a long time. Oh well, goodbye.