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Local, independent creeps fighting to remain relevant

Creepy guy saying hello

In light of recent events taking place on a national scale, local independent creeps are struggling to maintain their relevancy. “Everybody is all infatuated with this Epstein fella and other high profile individuals like millionaires, politicians and clergy,” says Gary Prumer, a self-identifying pervert in Largo who smells like oil. “Meanwhile, we’re out here in…

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