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Mall Santa relieved of duties

A man working at the old mall in Tampa has been fired from his annual seasonal job, just weeks before Christmas. “Please just call me Santa Claus,” the otherwise unnamed man said. “Because it’s a responsibility I take seriously and when I put this suit on, I am Santa Claus.” “No, you’re not,” said mall…

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Would-be Santa accuses mall of sexual discrimination

Mall Santa

A prospective mall Santa Claus is claiming she was denied employment due to being a woman. “I’m out here trying to grant Christmas wishes and smash the patriarchy”, says Suzanne Dopfler of Carrollwood. “There’s nothing that says Santa Claus has to be played by a male. Mrs. Claus? Get the hell outta here with that…

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