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Tampa Offers Birthday Celebrations





The City of Tampa celebrated its 137th birthday last Monday and to mark the momentous occasion, a number of different celebrations were offered for residents to participate in and enjoy. Here’s the complete list…

  • Turn Hillsborough River to color of water
  • Hillsborough County jail randomly released 137 inmates
  • Reservoir Bar in Ybor City served 137 free shots to 24 patrons
  • ZooTampa animals all released from captivity for one day
  • Everything at all Tampa Walmarts was free on Monday
  • Gathering of Mayor Jane Castor, the Tampa City Council and VIP guests on the roof of the Truist building to point and laugh at St. Petersburg’s genitals
  • Titus O’Neal and John Cena drive around and throw cake at people
  • Tampa Police Department gave away 137 guns
  • Kids admitted free to all Tampa gentleman’s clubs
  • 137 specially selected guests get to visit Jeff Vinik’s suite at Amalie Arena on a day when no events were taking place
  • Gasparilla Krewes united to invade and conquer Safety Harbor
  • Re-confirmation legalized prostitution on Nebraska Avenue
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers Baker Mayfield and Lavonte David show up at randomly selected Tampa residences for dinner
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