Posts by Brother Spartacus
Local man reveals the reason for his love of guns and it’s definitely not penis related
Local author and activist Pierce Mongley wants everyone to know the joy that firearms can bring. Mongley is quick to say unsolicitedly that his penis is normal in every way and that his love of guns is more about being a man and silencing the voices in his head that are exclusively women, women with…
Read MoreDr. Dre cancels Super Bowl Half Time Show performance because of scheduling conflict with plans to suplex woman
New York— The NFL announced today that world renowned reader of other people’s lyrics and head phone CEO extraordinaire, Dr. Dre, will not be able to perform at Super Bowl LVI in Inglewood, California. According to half time show producer Jay-Z, while eating a cheeseburger at El Cap in St. Petersburg, “there was an oversight…
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