Government
DeSantis Bans Juneteenth Due to Numerical Validity
Kinda short notice on this decision
Read MoreFlorida Women to Legally Be Considered Property
Hey fellas, are you looking to get one of these things? 👶
Read MoreFlorida Outlaws Returning Library Books After Six Weeks
Got any 📚📚lying around?
Read MoreDeSantis Serves Tropical Drinks to Outdoor Workers
Isn’t that nice of him? 🍹
Read MoreTampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Read MoreFlorida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Read MoreTampa becomes first city not to require consent
Has consent always really been required? 🤷
Read MoreGovernment admits voting doesn’t matter
How long has the government been lying to us about voting? 🗳️
Read MoreTampa Drinking Water Now 68% Human Shit
What else do you think is in there? 💩💦
Read MoreMost Obeyed Laws in Tampa
If you’re going to suddenly start following laws, begin with these five.
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