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Al-Qaeda praises Florida State Representative Jeff Holcomb

Jeff Holcomb

Florida State Representative Jeff Holcomb, a Republican representing District 53 in Hernando County and a lieutenant in the US Naval Reserve stated during remarks on the House floor Monday that “… our terrorist enemies hate homosexuals more than we do”. “Isis, the Taliban, and Al-Qaeda, those are the folks who discriminate. We bombed a building…

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Tucker Carlson takes job at driving range in Tampa

Recently fired Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson has accepted a position with Rogers Park Golf Course in Tampa, on a temporary basis, until he finds something in broadcasting again. “Yeah, sure. I guess there are still a couple of networks he hasn’t been fired from,” said Mark Eaglebirdie, Director of Golf at the historic course…

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Florida residents united in annoyance

Emergency Alert

Residents throughout the state of Florida woke up at 4:45am this morning after receiving an alert on their cell phones from the Florida Division of Emergency Management. “THIS IS IT! THE DRAG QUEENS ARE COMING FOR OUR GUNS! BURN SOME MORE BOOKS!!” screamed Tim Wigsworth of Brandon upon hearing the unsettling tone from his phone.…

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Tampa News Force gives up

Tampa News Force (TNF) has given up fighting a lawsuit brought by pop superstar Taylor Swift, opting instead to settle the matter out of court. 10 minutes ago, TNF lawyers were fully prepared to battle the multiple Grammy award winner’s efforts to bend the one-time Creative Loafing Best of the Bay winning media outlet to…

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Meme producers pulling all-nighter

Meme Makers

In anticipation of tomorrow’s indictment of former president Donald Trump in connection with the yearslong investigation into a hush money scheme involving adult film actress Stormy Daniels, the nation’s meme makers are gearing up with an all-night brainstorming session tonight. “We’re looking forward to one of the busiest days we’ve ever had,” said online content…

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