Governor DeSantis knows his way around places where men gather to seek anonymous gay sex

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, attending the grand opening of a new gas station in Daytona Beach this past Tuesday, took the opportunity to tout business growth in the state under his tenure as well as his familiarity with cruising locales around the state.

“As somebody who used to drive 95 up and down this congressional district and driven all over the state, I know my way around rest stops and service stations.”

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, yesterday at the grand opening of Buc-ees in Daytona Beach

“That’s not the only thing he knows his way around”, said avid highway rest area connoisseur ‘Shady’ Grady Feltup of Tampa, winking. “If you know what I’m sayin’.”

A man who identified himself as “Stumbly Joe” said, “When I heard Sweet Ronny D was opening a new hook-up spot, I came all the way over here to check it out because he’s an expert. This place has potential. It’ll probably never be Al Lopez Park in Tampa or David Park in Brandon or Boca Ciega Millenium Park in Seminole or basically any park in the Tampa Bay Area. But it’s nice.” He added, “We’ll fix that.”

“The bathrooms are the cleanest restrooms you’ve ever seen in your life.”

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis at Buc-ees yesterday

“Spoken like someone who has spent a fair share of time cruising Buddies Video in Tampa”, commented Mr. Feltup.

DeSantis is on record as being an enthusiastic advocate for cruising.

“My view would be we have all these different tools now, vaccines, testing, antibody treatments. Let people make decisions for themselves about what they want to do. If you want to go on a cruise, do it. If you don’t, that’s fine. No one’s saying you have to do it.”

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, in a statement from Tallahassee on March 6

“You go girl!”, exclaimed Stumbly Joe.

After the ribbon cutting ceremony outside, DeSantis went inside and drilled the establishment’s first glory hole between two stalls in the men’s room.