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Mar-a-Lago club announces rate increase

Mar-a-Lago the luxury resort in Palm Beach, Florida, that serves as the official residence of former President Donald Trump announced earlier this morning that  annual club membership fees are increasing to $355 million. 

“Yes, it’s an increase but it’s still a great deal because this is still a really great place”, said a woman from the club’s leasing office with an extremely high and screechy voice who said her name was Donna Giuliani. “If it seems kind of high, going from $14 thousand to this new, still pretty reasonable figure, you can blame the inflation from this disastrous economy of the Crooked Joe Biden. Blame all of it on Biden. All of it!”

She went on to say the increase was effective immediately and payment would be due Monday. 

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