Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 29, 2020
I guess Millennials are off the hook now. They’re heading into their 30’s now. The real shitheads are these Gen Z shitheads. What is with these shitheads? Buncha shitheads. Here’s a week’s worth of news…
Tom Brady changes mind, “Bay smells bad” – Monday, March 23 – Listen, I’ve been to Boston. It doesn’t exactly smell like lavender around the ‘hahbah’. Butch up, Tommy boy. Get in there and get some CTE Tampa Bay-style.
Local man has lost track of time – Tuesday, March 24 – Hey, why did Little Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because Little Johnny is a sociopath.
Physician offers tips on how to talk to children about Covid-19 – Wednesday, March 25 – Do you know what the difference is between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Flavor, mostly.
People can’t wait to resume abusing service industry workers – Thursday, March 26 – I asked this waiter if he had frog’s legs, and he replied, “Certainly, Sir!” So I said, “Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!”
Tampa Downtown Partnership touts improved parking options – Friday, March 27 – Hey, why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.