New app feature lets Florida guys create the perfect Tinder profile

A new helpful app feature on Tinder lets men in Florida create their perfect dating profile.

Many young people agonize over finding the right picture and biography when utilizing dating apps. Now not all of us have to. Just select that you are a man and that you live in the state of Florida, and Tinder provides all the tools needed to coach you through making the hottest profile.

To customize your personality, the app lets you choose from a variety of categories, including “Florida Boy”, “Surfer Dude”, “Frat Guy”, and “Homeless”.

Based on the aesthetic that describes you, the app guides you through top techniques for taking the sexiest photos.

If you’re one of those cute classic Florida Boys, for example, get a snap of yourself holding a giant fish, leaning in front of a truck, carrying a baby, and at least two shots of yourself holding a gun. This shows women that you are adventurous, strong, and not dangerous in any way.

If you have access to multiple of these items, create an even hotter profile by mixing and matching. For example, a selfie next to a baby that’s holding a gun.

The most important secret for creating a rocking stand-out profile is to choose a phrase for your bio that ties into your pictures, like “Not my baby, is my gun”. Or a rifle pic with the bio “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”.

Pickup lines are recommended, as long as they emit an ambiance of really trying to be clever, and convey something about your personality. Ex: “I don’t do pickup lines, just pickup trucks… and coke lines.”

Finally, make sure to tell people a little about yourself with one of these select provided characteristics:

• “I love The Office”
• “I love food”
• “Just looking for a bitch to fuck as much as my life”

The new Tinder feature is hot this summer! So ladies, if you’re looking for your Florida Man, start swiping!