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Tampa Man First in Nation to Successfully Impregnate a Computer

Tampa Man Impregnates Computer

A University of South Florida PhD candidate is being celebrated across the nation today after it was announced that after many months of trying, his gaming PC is pregnant, and they are expecting a child. “I’ve been having nonstop unprotected sex with my computer instead of studying for my PhD,” said Kenny Sagan, a 22-year-old…

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