Posts Tagged ‘El Cap’
Dr. Dre cancels Super Bowl Half Time Show performance because of scheduling conflict with plans to suplex woman
New York— The NFL announced today that world renowned reader of other people’s lyrics and head phone CEO extraordinaire, Dr. Dre, will not be able to perform at Super Bowl LVI in Inglewood, California. According to half time show producer Jay-Z, while eating a cheeseburger at El Cap in St. Petersburg, “there was an oversight…
Read MoreSt. Pete men change minds on controversial issue after argument
Dan Widworth of St. Petersburg has changed his opinion on an extremely divisive social issue following an intense argument with Rob Birdley, a man he met at a local restaurant Friday afternoon. “I was minding my business, eating a cheeseburger at El Cap when I heard this guy running his big, dumb mouth,” says Widworth.…
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